Six weeks into my new apartment, I have determined that…
1. My house will never, ever be clean enough for me to take and post “after” pictures
2. The landlord was totally bullshitting about that window thing. I closed it during the second of several cloudbursts in March. No suffocation has yet taken place.
3. Berkeley is more boring than I remembered.
4. But my God its cheep.
5. I really miss my car.
6. A half-way decent shower is a luxury that may elude me all my life.