Super tiny boarding house style studio apartment, unfurnished I’ve moved. Not entirely because I wanted to, and yet, here I am. In a $750 studio apartment in the Bay Area. Some would call it The Dream. The floor plan. Big room = office, bedroom, dining room. Small room = kitchen. Bathroom and shower are to be found down the hall. Room #1: Everything! Because this is a studio! The view from the door. Love the light. The view? I let you know how the naked people look. Stage Right. That is, look to your left. Double closets: one with doors, one without; site of future dresser and library respectively. Also, strange mystery cubes which have been painted shut. Better believe I’ll get those open. closer… Closer… Stage left. Primary features: wall where bed lives, door to kitchen, door to closet. That would be the front door. Closet door to the left. Room #2: The kitchen! Entering the kitchen, looking to the left. And to the right. You can’t tell, but the fridge is smaller than average, and that built-in is HUGE. Cute little medicine cabinet, above the kitchen sink. Strange valve coming out of the floor, exactly where I’d like to put my desk. Crazily tilting kitchen shelf. By the way, see that open window in the back ground; yeah, landlord says never to close that. Hmmmmm…. Tiny windows, wavy glass. You’ve got to love the details.